Showing posts with label the last black unicorn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the last black unicorn. Show all posts

Monday, March 26, 2018

The Last Black Unicorn ~ Tiffany Haddish


From stand-up comedian, actress, and breakout star of Girls Trip, Tiffany Haddish, comes The Last Black Unicorn, a sidesplitting, hysterical, edgy, and unflinching collection of (extremely) personal essays, as fearless as the author herself.

Growing up in one of the poorest neighborhoods of South Central Los Angeles, Tiffany learned to survive by making people laugh. If she could do that, then her classmates would let her copy their homework, the other foster kids she lived with wouldn’t beat her up, and she might even get a boyfriend. Or at least she could make enough money—as the paid school mascot and in-demand Bar Mitzvah hype woman—to get her hair and nails done, so then she might get a boyfriend.

None of that worked (and she’s still single), but it allowed Tiffany to imagine a place for herself where she could do something she loved for a living: comedy.

Tiffany can’t avoid being funny—it’s just who she is, whether she’s plotting shocking, jaw-dropping revenge on an ex-boyfriend or learning how to handle her newfound fame despite still having a broke person’s mind-set. Finally poised to become a household name, she recounts with heart and humor how she came from nothing and nowhere to achieve her dreams by owning, sharing, and using her pain to heal others.

By turns hilarious, filthy, and brutally honest, The Last Black Unicorn shows the world who Tiffany Haddish really is—humble, grateful, down-to-earth, and funny as hell. And now, she’s ready to inspire others through the power of laughter.

Book Review:
I laughed every second of this audiobook! Even when Tiffany was discussing more serious issues she made them hilarious, but still managed to get the seriousness across. I loved how humble she remained throughout even though she had gained so much more "fame" whilst writing the novel. 

Prior to the movie Girls Trip, which is incredible and hilarious, Tiffany was a struggling comedian. She made a living doing what she loved but she was nowhere near "famous" or "rich;" however, she kept doing what she loved because that is all she ever did. Although the book is shorter than the others I have recently listened to, she chronicles her life from her poverty-stricken childhood to the adolescence she spent caring for her recovering yet belligerent mother, to her experiences with social services, her first experiences as an entertainer when she began  DJing bat mitzvahs, to finding her father and losing him, to very dramatic relationships, to pimping, to her first acting job, to meeting Will and Jada Smith during Girls Trip, and so on. She manages to give you the smallest of details and somehow make them seem to be more interesting than they really are. She picks on herself and also reminds the readers that if she could make it, so can they. 

If you are looking for a hilarious memoir to get you out of your reading slump, this is the book for you.

Pages: 288                                                                                                                           Rate: 5/5
Favorite Quote:
“You kill them with your success. Then they’ll have to kiss your motherfucking feet.”


Wednesday, January 31, 2018

January's Stories I Ate This Month

I got this idea from one of the many BookTubers that I watch on YouTube all of the time, Christine Riccio. Her channel name is polandbananasBOOKS. I will link her most recent "Stories I Ate This Month." The reason that I prefer this over a monthly reading wrap up is that it includes all of the stories, no matter the format that they are in, that I have consumed over the month. So here are my stories. Also, any reviews that I have posted so far, I will link. 


Movies
  • The Greatest Showman 
    • Such a good movie!! I have not stopped listening to the music since seeing it. 
    • A+
  • Pitch Perfect 2
    • I decided to watch this after seeing the third one because I realized that I hadn't watched it. It was pretty good. I think that the first one will forever be my favorite though. 
    • B+
  • Pitch Perfect 3
    • Went and saw this on New Years with my best friend. It was good. I've been listening to some of the songs still actually. I just loved that it was surrounding a USO tour. 
    • A-
TV Shows
  • Marvel's Runaways - a Hulu original
    • SOOOOOOOO GOOOD!!!!!! I am so obsessed with this show. It made me read the comics as you will see further down in this wrap-up. It was so damn good!!! I can not wait for season 2. 
    • A+
  • Good Girls Revolt - an Amazon original
    • I'm really sad that there isn't going to be a season 2 of this. It was really good and I wish that we could see what would happen now that the girls' lawsuit went public!!
    • A+
  • Shooter (season 1)
    • It was a good, suspenseful show. Exactly what I wanted. When season 2 comes on Netflix, I definitely will be watching it. 
    • A
  • She's Gotta Have It - a Netflix original
    • This was such a good show. I binged it in two nights! It does a great job of going against the stigma of casual sex for women, deals with PTSD like symptoms after a sexual assault, artistry, etc. I loved the cinematography. 
    • A+
Audiobooks
  • Our Revolution - Bernie Sanders; narrated by Bernie Sanders and Mark Ruffalo
    • Such an inspiring read. It made me understand why Sanders believes what he does and I think that is important when you are supporting someone or not for that matter. 
    • A+
  • The Last Black Unicorn - Tiffany Haddish; narrated by the author
    • Hilarious!! I was laughing the entire time I read this. It also made me feel other things for her as well. I'll elaborate in my review. 
    • A+
Books
  • The Sign of The Four - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
    • Exactly what I expect from a Sherlock Holmes story.
    • A-
  • Far From The Tree - Robin Benway
    • I cried, a lot! I've never watched This Is Us but this has been compared to it often in reviews and if they are similar then I can guarantee that I will be watching This Is Us as soon as I get a chance. 
    • A+
  • The Nowhere Girls - Amy Reed
    • At first, I wasn't sure that I was going to really get into this. It seemed like it was going to be very similar to Moxie by Jennifer Mattieu, which I loved, but I just knew that I wasn't going to want to read the same story again. Thankfully this is very different even though it has many similarities. So good!
    • A
Comic Books/Graphic Novels
  • Runaways Vol 1: Pride and Joy - Brian Vaughan
  • Runaways Vol 2: Teenage Wasteland - Brian Vaughan
  • Runaways: Vol 3 The Good Die Young - Brian Vaughan
  • Runaways Vol 4: True Believers - Brian Vaughan
  • Runaways Vol 5: Escape to New York - Brian Vaughan
  • Runaways Vol 6: Parental Guidance - Brian Vaughan
  • Runaways Vol 7: Live Fast - Brian Vaughan
  • Runaways Vol 8: Dead End Kids: Dead End Kids Premiere - Joss Whedon
  • Runaways Vol 9: Dead Wrong -Terry Moore
  • Runaways Vol 10: Rock Zombies -Terry Moore
  • Runaways Vol 11: Homeschooling - Kathryn Immomen
  • Runaways #1 - Rainbow Rowell
  • Runaways #2 - Rainbow Rowell
  • Runaways #3 - Rainbow Rowell
  • Runaways #4 - Rainbow Rowell

    *I did a collective review for all of those!

  • *The rest of the books that I read or listened that I have not provided links for will have reviews going up throughout the coming weeks.